And now for something completely different

Brittany and I have decided to rate beauty on a scale ranging from

0: MELEK (fugly slut)

5: Wahiba (beauty score brought down by less than attractive footballer)

10: Adler Concubine (flawless human being); also I realize Adler does not play for Bayern, but when you look like THIS (DEAR SWEET GOD) why not be his concubine? 

Brittany and me, we’re concubines, WHAT ARE YOU?
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Ahem. I promise that once I am entirely caught up on sleep, I will do something constructive and not ridiculous, unless it is my job to be THAT contributor...