The Problem with Pranjic (or Bayern's LB Saga Continues)

Let's be honest: we have a problem and his name is Pranjic. He's the player who, every time he touches the ball, we all cringe and pray "Don't screw up!" and then we breathe a sigh of relief when he passes (or, more often, we sigh in exasperation when he turns the ball over). He's not fast enough to play at LB, he concedes unnecessary corners. So why does he keep getting playing time?

The following is a conversation that Charyse and I had about a month ago. I think it explains it all:

Charyse: the trials and tribulations of being an FC Bayern fan continue/

Bex: DISLIKE.
In other news, we’re pretty sure that LvG’s deal with the devil had a clause that allows Koln to always best Bayern. It’s the only explanation.

Charyse: this also justifies pranjic.

Bex: LvG: I want to coach Bayern Munich.
Devil: Okay, but I have a few conditions.
LvG: That’s fine. As long as I can show them my balls.
Devil: Um…sure. But you’re never going to beat Koln.
LvG: It could be worse. It could be Schalke. What el se do you have for me?
Devil: And I want you to give my son, Daniel, some playing time.
LvG: Is he any good?
Devil: Occasionally, he’s good for an assist. But that’s about it. He’s the kind of player that will make your fans get nervous every time he’s anywhere near the ball.
LvG: As long as I can show them my balls, your son can play.
Other FC Bayern fans: THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!